Jared

One of the cutest most amazing guys you could ever meet

He is very sweet and also sexy

I love Jared , he's so cool

by Cakeblaze August 7, 2017

Jared

He's such a cute nerd he may not think of himself as being cute but I promise he is one. He often loves to play basketball with his pals and he is just goofy that his looks won't even matter to you because he will make you laugh every single time

Person:I have a crush on Jared

Person #2: Omg Jared! He is so cute can't wait until I find myself my own Jared

by Holymoly August 28, 2017

Jared

Intelligent to a fault, hilarious, and willing to die to prove a point or make someone laugh. He's the rawest nigga God could create, and yet still a charming individual unless you get on his bad side. If you do, he'll likely get you injected with radioactive isototopes to die a slow death in a british hosptial. He's the Putin in your friends group.

Damn nigga, you a straight up Jared.

by DonkeyKong TacoMong August 29, 2017

jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke

That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd

by Yea mate August 30, 2017

Jared

a crippled moron

Hey look at that T-Rex, I bet it's name is Jared.

by Chicken50Nuggs October 7, 2017

jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017

Jared

An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!

That Jared kid is a real cunt.

Jared called me daddy issues because my dad is dead

by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017