jared

jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.

jared SUCKS i dOn't nEed a sentence TO provE iT

by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019

Jared

Small dick nibba. Can only date the fat girls even though he is 5 foot and has a buzzcut. Jared is the kid nobody really likes and is secretly gay.

person 1: "why does jared like the fat girls?"
person 2: "cause they're desperate"

by yaw yark June 4, 2019

Jared

A Nigerian husky dragon who has a small peen.

That weird Samoan named Jared is a Nigerian husky dragon!

by Sfjjhddcvv6787gjk June 7, 2019

Jared

An absolute fucking cunt

That guy is such a Jared

You see that dickhead over there? What a Jared.

by PP Monger321 June 8, 2019

Jared

He is a cute, smart, and sporty guy. He will end up breaking your heart by not talking to you anymore. He will just ask your friends for nudes and then when you ask them if they ever sent nudes, they say they have never and then when you look at the messages you want to confront them but you don't. It's like when he stops talking to you, right away your friend runs to him like bitch are you jealous or what like what are you jealous go get your own and leave us alone. Like you get jealous when were together and then it's like you trying to get me jealous by getting with him like go fuck yourself and let me live my own life.

Jared is a cute guy.

by rose_love131897236 August 4, 2019

Jared

The worst guy you’ll ever meet. He will break your heart if you ever fall in love with him. He’s rude as fuck so stay away from him

Jared is an asshole

by Jared’s ex September 3, 2019

Jared

Jared is a nigga

Yup that’s it

He’s a nigga

Her: hey have you seen Jared?

Him: no I haven’t ever since he became a nigga

by OwOkillme September 13, 2019