desk jerk

The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.

Frustrated with a project, I decided to knock out a desk jerk one night I was working late.

by heavyburtation April 27, 2011

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jerk session

When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.

Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."

Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.

Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.

by Dakrisht August 1, 2016

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The Diesel Jerk

A dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World from the 1990's Nickelodeon TV show The Adventures of Pete & Pete.

That guy is doing the The Diesel Jerk! This club is hopping!

by Anth is the man! December 4, 2010

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Angry Jerk

The action of simulated masturbation while making an angry face and pointing at your intended victim.

The man on the bus made me so mad I threw him the angry jerk!

by luvbird October 24, 2011

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Jerk Trap

When your masturbating while using pornagraphic material and you want to finish but in the back of your head you know you can find a better video. So you end up watching multiple videos because the thumbnail looks 10 times better than the last.

Jimmy only had a short amount of time to mess around, before he knew it he was in a jerk trap and chafed himself so badly he couldn't mess around for a month.

by TheFiims June 3, 2011

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