Indian dick

Scientifically proven that Indian dick is the smallest anywhere on the planet, so small that it made headlines in a BBC article: 'condoms too big for Indian men'. Google it.

Indian men are constantly the laughing stock in their own neighborhood region where Pakistani, Sri Lankan and Bangladeshi men make jokes about the Indian men for their little tool.

The Indian dick is so small it is commonly mistaken for the little native Indian pepper; Naga Bhut Jolokia.

Lady at DMV: Sorry, sir, you are not eligible for the disability placard.
Indian man: But I have the indian dick, it's very small!!!
Lady at DMV: -calls security- get this guy out of here.

Security: Move on pal. -drags Indian man off-
Indian man: BUT I HAVE THE INDIAN DICK!!!!!!

by AngloWarrior June 26, 2012

Indian Sizzler

Depraved sex act, The Indian Sizzler is performed by placing the penis inside another's asshole, then lighting a cigarette. After the cigarette is smoked, the male pulls out and ejaculates all over their partners back, then butts out the cigarette in their own sperm.

"That bitch wouldnt behave so I branded her with The Indian Sizzler"

by Imgoingtohell March 27, 2007

indian gifting

(1) regifting unwanted items to other people under the guise of buying them a gift usu. in context of a gift given by jaya; (2) also used to describe the common indian practice of giving genric gifts from the dollar store to anybody and everybody

(1) I am planning on indian gifting the piece of clothing because I strongly dislike it. Everyone knows not to give someone clothing for someone's birthday; I mean it just calls to be indian gifted.
(2) Dude, this is some serious indian gifting! I got a scented tea candle from my evil aunt for my Super Sweet Sixteen!

by Laxshmi Swaminathan April 12, 2008

Indian Headress

Basically its were you BUST a NUT on a girls forehead (while shes sleeping) then place a red skittle in the middle of her forehead.

guy:"Hey, why does your forhead look like a glazed doghnut and whys there a skittle in the middle?"

girl:"my boyfriend gave me the Indian Headress lastnight while i was sleeping!"

guy:"HAHA you fucking whore!!"

girl : *cries*

by Cameron & joey November 23, 2010

Indian Military

As weak as their international cricket team, and whinge just as much too.

We want Hogg banned for sledging! We want Harbahjans charges for sledging dropped! We want Bucknor taken out of the next test! If you dont comply ... we'll stop sending you curry and putting wankers in your call centres! We are the Indian Military!

by TonyD=) January 15, 2008

Indian Facewash

An indian facewash is performed where a man drops a steamy load in a toilet and without flushing, gives his partner a swirlie in the toilet while take advantage of their from behind, therfore giving you an indian facewash

guy one: yo dawg i toally gave this girl an Indian Facewash last night!!!!!

guy two: niceeeeeee
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girl one: i totally got indian facewashed last night!!!

girl two: niceeeeeee

by Coach Wick-Off December 27, 2010

indian shower

the act of only showering one's body; to simulate the Native Americans running through rivers to flee from the White Man.

A girl takes an "indian shower"; showering only her body, to ensure the quality of her hair that she previously devised.

by The Iron Chode August 13, 2010