I’m tired

When you stay up all night watching YouTube or FaceTiming someone

Hey bill I stayed up all night watching YouTube I’m tired like I want to sleep maybe I’ll put some sun glasses on so Jim doesn’t notice I’m sleeping

by GoSuckADuck May 16, 2019

I’m an idiot

Do not talk to me

I’m an idiot. Gotta stand on the stage

by WorseThanHitler October 24, 2020

only when i’m breathing

when someone misses another person a lot/ all the time

person 1: do you miss her?
person 2: only when i’m breathing

by scjohnson June 20, 2022

I’m gonna sleep you

When you threaten someone whether it’s physically or mentally

Juan: I’m gonna sleep you on this game

Jonathan: stfu you suck ass

by Jaydd03 August 21, 2021

honestly i’m not sure

What girls say in response to a question you ask when they start picking up your interest in them, but they aren’t interested

Mark: “Wow that sounds great, what are you doing this evening?”

Samantha: “Honestly I’m not sure…”

Narrator: “And it was that moment, he entered the friend zone”

by Connor4333 March 26, 2023

I’m fried

what u say when u are stoned off ur ass.

me rn: I’m fried off my ass, let’s do this dictionary rhing.

by i’m a stoner.com May 31, 2022

i’m so mad

Something baz says sarcastically to make you think he’s not mad when he’s really mad as fuck.

Baz: Yea dude i’m so mad
Someone else: he’s definitely punching the air right now

by shrek is luv January 20, 2021