jig humping

the act of humping to the beat of a jig. specifically with down-up, down-down-up pattern
we have such hot jig humping.
by m&m January 26, 2005
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hump day

a dedicated day of the week for having sex.
by jonathon pipefitter July 26, 2006
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Hump Day

Being screwed in the middle of the week either way we look there is a work day before and after.
It gets you coming and going, hump day.
by Dahpeach June 17, 2009
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hump up

The act of shitting where the back is fully arched forward in the manner of a dog.
V. I just humped up all over the floor.
Don't go in there he's humping up!
She' going to hump up all over his chest.
N. Did you smell that hump up? It was awful.
I just stepped in hump up.
by Humpmaster November 13, 2005
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Hump Head

What a girl's hair looks like after she's recently been humped (had sex). Similar to hat head, except it's flat in the back and bushy on the sides and top.
Can also be used to describe a bad female hair style, or one that should only look that bad if she's recently had sex.
Someone should tell that girl to go fix her hump head.
by vlovely July 05, 2011
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humped the shark

A reverse reversal of fortune.

When a company or, oh, say a TV sitcom (aka Happy Days), begins a downward spiral, the moment that the spiral began they are said to have "jumped the shark". However, if by intelligence or more likely pure chance, said company or sitcom turns the downward spiral around and all of a sudden they are in the black or renewed for another season, they have "humped the shark". Okay, what it means is Fonzie jumped the shark and then turned around and humped the powerful beast and who wouldn't renew a show that had the cojones to do that in the '70s?
Man, Apple really jumped the shark with Newton back 1993.

Yeah, but they humped the shark when they came up with the iPod. I sure hope they don't jump it again with the iPad.
by yowaldo August 06, 2010
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hump nuggets

1. the same as a fuck trophy.

2. a single woman with kids
she must put out, she has hump nuggets!!
by dirty longhorn March 10, 2008
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