Grease Sweats

When you eat so much greasy food that you're body actually replaces your sweat with grease.

Cooper had a wicked case of the Grease Sweats after eating a whole bucket of KFC.

by Dave Dees June 30, 2011

Grease Drill

Where you don't bathe for 3 days or more and then proceed to have hot rough sex with the oil from your skin as lubricant

Dang dawg me and that bitch camped out for a week, didn't shower and I grease drilled her with my slick cock.

by M401 September 10, 2011

Grease Monster

An extremely greasy person

Dude 1: Ross, are you eating the grease from the deep fryer and rubbing it on your belly?

Grease Monster: SO WHAT IF I AM!?!

Dude 1: You f*cking grease monster!

by sotaku22 September 16, 2011

Geistershaffen

The spark of elation and desire experienced when discovering an inanimate object that makes you realize that the object is necessary to complete your sense of self. You do not merely want it, you do not merely need it, you are struck with the sudden understanding that the object contains a spark of your soul that you didn't even know you were missing. It is as if a door in the house of your spirit has opened up revealed the object in an old room long forgotten.

Walking away from the object giving rise to geistershaffen is likely to cause existential trauma.

Sarah was really geistershaffen about that coffee table, we ought to get it for her.

by senorchen July 31, 2015

grease swipe

The smudge you get on your phone when scrolling or swiping after eating a greasy meal.

Wipe off your phone, man. I can see the grease swipe on it.

by nicole95j June 16, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016