Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus

"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."

by Professor New Burger January 09, 2014

blood grapes

Clots of blood discharged during your period.

I have a lot of blood grapes this cycle.

by Periodexpert June 06, 2018

Grape Hanger

The testicles and or scrotum of a grown man.

God damn it Brenda! Your busting my grape Hangers.

by Philipo November 25, 2016

Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 08, 2019

Meat grapes

Hot dog meat in the shape of a grape.

Person 1: hey, I'm hungry

Person 2: let's get some meat grapes
Person 1: what are those
Person 2: it's like a hot dog but bite size
Person 1: let's get some now!

by Saturnfloats August 20, 2017

grape sprite

It’s like sprite but there’s some grape in there

Bro this some grape sprite… u want some, issa like sprite but like wit grape.

by I read the manga August 12, 2021

Yoda grape

when something has gotten out of hand or someone went too far

origin:
In the lead up to the release of Star Wars VII The force awakens, licensing for star was products was everywhere, even a packet of grapes with Yoda on them, star wars licensing got out of hand.

"those false lashes with coloured feathers on them she wore were the yoda grapes of makeup".

Taylor plays careless whisper on his saxaphone to a bachelorette party for 3 hours and their vaginas melt off

"Dude, Taylor shit got totally yoda grapes at the club on Saturday"

"punching your neighbours dog was a little yoda grapes"

by b.rex_ December 16, 2015