The type of guy that eats nails for breakfast, the type of guy that rides great whites naked through whirlpools, the type of guy that puts it in your butt and makes you want it deeper, the type of guy that takes shits that bitches fight over, the type of guy that fucks first and never takes names later, BOSS ASS NIGGA, the immortal, the punisher, the big and tall the one the only, the STEW.
by SLICKPOTATOESKINS September 2, 2016

by uRbAnDickShaNaiRyy October 24, 2019

hell on earth. you will fall in love with him and never get over it until you eventually grow apart and he falls in love with some blonde named landry
by boyfriendimnervous May 5, 2025

Christan Grant is a American singer, songwriter and Record Producer. After a talent manager discovered him and signed him to Routenote, “Mine” was released as his debut single in mid-2016. Grant is soon releasing his first full-length studio album in 2017.
by ChristanLGrant August 30, 2017

A pretentious prick, the whitest human being you have ever possibly met. He has the bluest eyes and blondest hair you’d ever see. He’s so rude and annoying you wouldn’t believe it. He makes rape jokes every hour and wears vineyard vines and simply southern. He enjoys boating and sailing with his obnoxiously wealthy family and flaunting is money. Don’t talk to grant unless you want to be in a swimsuit magazine or fly to Paris anytime soon.
by Teddbruh November 30, 2019

This is a nice man, usually loved by a person who's name starts with an R. most times can do ticks on tramp and is so cool. This man is hot and keeps girls on him for ever.
by supercats eat doge May 9, 2022

A man with a massive penis with a red knob. So massive that it makes Hulk Hogans arms look like tic tacs.
by Dutch Trouble June 13, 2023
