girth goblin

A short man with an absolute tree trunk of a cock.
Danny Devito might seem small in stature, but below the waist, he's definitely a girth goblin.
by Rokia Lee March 09, 2020
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The goblin man

The goblin man refers to that one friend everyone has, who when he smokes becomes a full blow goblin. You will find the goblin man often will steal your food and will always wear shades and a hood.
by Suspicious T May 08, 2021
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pork goblin

A Pork Goblin is a female whom loves Penis. She usually is in the weight range of 155-190lbs, and is short. However there are Pork Golbins that don’t necessarily fit this description.
Bro she’s such a Pork Goblin she sucked a dude off for a cheeseburger!
by Churc1070 December 22, 2019
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Scrotum Goblin

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.
As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack

The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin
by 69dingdonger May 16, 2019
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Nicotine Goblin

A nicotine goblin is a term used to describe person addicted to products containing nicotine such as cigarettes, but especially vapes and pens.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.
Billy: Holy hell Jessica’s apartment was trashed.

Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart

looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.
by Wannabatonda zuglooch February 22, 2023
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Goblin cult

a group of weird strangers becoming a family
Hey did you join the goblin cult
by Gmar September 15, 2019
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friction goblin

someone that wants more and more money and uses people to get free money
stop rubbing your hands, you friction goblin!!
by murloc05 March 20, 2019
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