Turf Goblin

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.

Man my dad is such a turf goblin.

by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020

The Key Goblin

Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object

Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin

by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021

Horny goblin

When one turns into a goblin becoming extremely aroused, usually caused by having swamp ass

Horny goblin: jack is on sabbatical honey

by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022

goblin pocket

A part of the body often used to conceal goods such as the butthole or underboob.

His prison shank was found in his goblin pocket.

by Stumbling January 20, 2021

Scrotum Goblin

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.

As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack

The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin

by 69dingdonger May 15, 2019

goblin gems

This is a gay fag that uses a mega knight rush deck

Oh his name is goblin gems he probably eats dick

by Aygoblin gem gay af June 21, 2021

uberlicious goblin

when someone thinks they have everything and wants to show off but really there just a bitch

Wow Jenny such an uberlicious goblin

by My slaying queen May 6, 2018