Gillette

To screw things up and make shit awkward: like cutting yourself with a Gillette razor. Often involving screwing things up with a female.

Dude, you totally Gilletted that shit up, man.

by Rick the Slick March 5, 2011

Amelie Gillette

Amelie Gillette is a "writer" who decided that there wasn't enough pop-culture blogs gracing the web, so someone at The Onion and/or AV Club allowed her to start a blog called <i>The Hater</i>. In a country that needs more good doctors, scientists and science journalists, she decided to, instead, become a pop-culture celebrity snark writer. Why? Because Bill Nye's disembodied head exclaiming "science rules!" was too damn hard for Amelie to mentally digest. Math is also very hard, as well. You see, most people like Amelie decide to waste their (read: parents) money for college to become pop-culture writers and critics when they first realize that they don't need to actually prove why their opinions are correct, knowing that their reasons are, in the end, subjective (which they will usually deny), unlike science which requires different forms of testing to prove their hypotheses. When you waste your life paying attention to so much pop-culture, like Amelie has, you don't have much of a future to look forward to, except, well, regurgitating your thoughts on the very subject, thinking you're actually contributing something helpful to society. Her writing usually consists--hypocritically--of why Ashton Kutcher, Zach Braff, and Dane Cook suck, while ignoring the fact that the barrel of fish she shoots into have already been shot at many times before. The relevance of her articles reflect the relevance of her subjects: becoming old and forgotten within the same day they are printed. And because writing articles just wasn't enough, she came up with the bright idea of recording a podcast about her half-ass thoughts, because she decided that there wasn't enough pop-culture podcasts gracing everyone's iPods. <i>The Hatecast</i> (clever title) features Amelie spouting off platitudes about the stuff she hates for no good reason. If you decide to listen to this piece of audio-torture, you might as well enjoy it by playing the drinking game to Amelie's giggling--you will be dead by the first minute.

Note: Don't get <i>The Hater</i> confused with Sean O' Neal's <i>The Daily Buzzkill</i>, which is a baby-step up from Amelie's digital mess.

"Hey, I'm being alerting about Amelie Gillette's newest article. I'd forget all about The Hater if RSS feeds didn't exist."

by jessica simpleton August 20, 2009

The Stinky Gillete Shave

When you eat a nasty chick, and her goopy juices get embedded into your moustache or gotee, and the stink is with your even after you wash up...The only way to rid yourself of the horrific waft is to shave your face clean....

Dude, what happed to your gotee?

I had to do The Stinky Gillete Shave..

OH.....

by Anthony D.... January 3, 2005

Gilligan

To fill a hollow coconut with your manjuice and give it to a lady friend (or not friend. either works), passing it off as coconut milk.

Guy: I totally Gilligan'd this chick last night. She drank it all and didn't notice the difference.

by lolololololololololwtf February 19, 2008

Gillie

-Adjective

1. To be gully, hood
2. really nasty swag

-Verb
3. To steal from, steal swag

-Origin
Gillie Da Kid is a notorious Philly hustler and rapper. He use to roll with Lil Wayne a Bit and Wayne apparently stole his swag and disrespected him on a track.

-Adjective

Man niggas from south philly be gillie man

-Verb

Yeah he tried to gillie me on thatv track and use my own swag against me

by D-Bo Slims June 24, 2009

gillian

a girl who likes to unicycle and joined the wrestling team ands she got POUNDED ..but she survived, and we all loive her greatly

Gillian failed religion.

by ewelina July 24, 2008

Gilles Messier

A very intellegent 15 year old, who can sometimes have a rather bland sense of humor.

"Naomi, if you stuck that fake knife down your shirt..It'd be called a booby trap"

by With love Amanda and Nimz January 9, 2005