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Boston Marathon

Refers to a line of cocaine so big you could run the Boston Marathon. Reserved for those who are accustomed to the rush and may be too large for the amateurs.
"Oh man, that's so long my nose just ran the Boston Marathon!"
by Miss Mia Wallace June 10, 2018
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Maddy Boston

The coolest and pretties girl you'll ever meet.
by haha-imacanofbeans September 6, 2020
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Boston buttplug

A desperate last ditch method to stop a bowel movement by inserting one's finger into the anus, in an attempt to block the process.
Bill was trying desperately to make it to the bathroom in time, but when he got there, that fucking time vampire, Sally was screwing around in there again, so he had no choice but resort to using the Boston buttplug to keep from soiling himself, then being endlessly heckled by that bitch Sally.
by thetallman72 February 27, 2019
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Boston Bullet

The act of chewing up a four leafed clover, spitting it into a shot glass filled to the top with semen, then snorting the shot glass.
Girl 1: Last week I had a Boston bullet!
Girl 2: No way!?
Girl 1: Yeah! I’ve had babies on my mind since!
by Gigglebush March 16, 2019
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Boston dong

A condition causing a New England Patriots fan to get an erection after seeing or hearing Tom Brady.
Why isn't Bobby watching the Pat's game?
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.
by dfir February 20, 2015
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Boston special

The act of whisperingYankees Suck” during intimate sex.
Jane is rather fond of giving John a Boston special.
by Dashrider November 4, 2022
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Boston Butts

The act of being sexually assaulted willingly by two gay firefighters from Boston in a hot tub in Mexico while your wife is getting banged by your best friend in your resort room.
Dave enjoyed a BOSTON BUTTS in the hot tub with Tyrone and Bruce while his wife, Laurie, was having great sex in the hotel room with "the man and the legend."
by WurstNightmare February 26, 2021
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