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Flatulent Fluff 

A word used by vocabulary nazis, meaning the act of fluffing a pillow with flatulence so that the person about to sleep will lay their head down and smell ass.
Man 1 says, "I'm about to go to bed."
Man 2 runs ahead of Man 2 and hits Man 1's pillow with the flatulent fluff.
Man 1 goes to bed and as soon as he puts his head down, he says, "Ewwwww. Why the hell does my pillow smell like ass?!?!"
Man 2 laughs.
Flatulent Fluff by Ticonderoga April 19, 2006

hott fluff

The sweetest F**K you ever had, the one that made you cum the most!
Jason give meh de sweetest fluff last night it had meh callin he name for more! Girl HOTT FLUFF!
hott fluff by Baby T June 13, 2007

Cooter fluff 

Old folken terms. See Queef
That chick just cooter fluffed so damn loud!
Cooter fluff by C Stump January 18, 2009

Muff Fluff 

Refers to the pubic hair of a female.
john: "dude, would you bang sarah?"
Jake: "no fucking way! i hear she has major muff fluff- that shit is nasty"

"i need to wax my muff fluff"
Muff Fluff by AWSHITMATE August 31, 2010

King Fluff 

Someone who adheres to the narrative element of wargaming at the cost of being competitive.
That King Fluff's army is awesome but I tabled him in two turns.
King Fluff by King Fluff October 1, 2020
Often mistaken with anal fluff (different thing etirely)... After a period of certain unhygienically living, a small amount of dust, cat hairs (dog hairs. human hair.. whatever) and sweat congeals in the belly button area of the body and stays there until one either washes (thus terminating the period of unhygienically living and smell) or the lucky other half (or embarassed and soon to fail one night stand) picks it out and unvariably smells it.... it smells of bum.
Phwoar! your bum fluf smells of ass!

What's fluff? Oh! It smells of bottoms. Must be bum fluff again.
bum fluff by robin and cecily April 12, 2008