Fish Slice

A man (usually a long term friend) acting as a boyfriend for a lesbian woman who wants to keep up the pretence of heterosexuality.

Have you heard Amanda is now dating her friend Tony?

No way, he's a total fish slice for her

by Phoenix light September 21, 2019

fish skin

the 1920's name for a condom.

"Honey can you put on a fish skin? I don't want Junior quite yet.

by qtipbob April 26, 2009

fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

fish dix

1) a nickname you give somebody when they're being a total douche bag.
2) your friends name + fish dix = gay fish

person #1 "hey yo fish dix!, why don't you stop drinkin all my malidew!"

by foufou November 15, 2009

fish mallet

Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis.

Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.

by [e-mail] October 28, 2007

Fish Dong

The near-mythical largest of dongs. Generally so large that it can not and will not ever be used for fear of harming a living being. Also known as 'Skinny Man BuhdonkaCock' the Fish Dong is a Dong that long, that strong and will do a dance if you sing a song. More of a curse than a blessing it has bestowed strange powers of happenstance upon all those who have wielded it throughout time.

"The only reason Marks still a virgin is that Fish Dong he's packing between his legs. He'd split a girl open like a turducken with that thing."

by Das Bigly April 22, 2010

fish cuddles

Another term for having sexual intercourse, specifically with a girl who does not shower often.

"Yo, my parents are out of town and Mary is coming over tonight"

"Mack the fish cuddles! Mary is always down"

"Ya your right, do you have a condom?

by tong la March 8, 2011