Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.
Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?
Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?
by Buttons February 15, 2005
Get the Female Lapper mug.The process by which a female member of the species homo sapiens transfers responsibility for her actions to an unrelated party. Curiously, this seems to affect others of the species into believing that the newly-blamed individual is truly at fault and that the blamer is in fact the victim.
"So, after she drove her car through the Denny's, punched a paraplegic and shat in the coffee maker, she said it was her husband's fault because he's been ignoring her?"
"Yep. And they didn't press charges."
"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."
"Yep. And they didn't press charges."
"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."
by Saluriel July 19, 2014
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When a girl sees a really hot guy or gets a sexual thought they get a tingling, almost numb feeling in there thighs and kind of in there pussy.
Like when a guy gets a boner, except girls get them much more often and it's not noticeable like a hard dick is.
Like when a guy gets a boner, except girls get them much more often and it's not noticeable like a hard dick is.
Guy: I was watching porn last night and it turned me on just like that. I wanna fuck you like that someday
Girl: omg stawwp your giving me a female boner
Girl: omg stawwp your giving me a female boner
by Horny.hoe May 28, 2018
Get the Female Boner mug.The fat chick that skinny girls bring with them to parties for two purposes:
1. To make the skinny girls look more attractive
2. To protect said skinny girls from being taken advantage of.
1. To make the skinny girls look more attractive
2. To protect said skinny girls from being taken advantage of.
by jkzl June 22, 2012
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Get the female sounding mug.A female that is either with "gangstas" intimately, or part of the group.
Mostly, African-american and/or Latin origin.
Seen in urban communities.
Just about the dirtiest a woman can be without being a prostitute.
Not worth the time or the effort, and nothing compared to the love of a CLEAN, non-gang affiliated woman.
Mostly, African-american and/or Latin origin.
Seen in urban communities.
Just about the dirtiest a woman can be without being a prostitute.
Not worth the time or the effort, and nothing compared to the love of a CLEAN, non-gang affiliated woman.
If a Gangsta female wants to have sex with you, be aware of the fact that she may have STDs and 10 times more baggage than the average female can have. (The kind you REALLY don't want either)
by Twentyfour December 29, 2005
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1)WHAT THE ACTUAL F***?
2) Gross!
3) Ew...
4) Meh...
5) Average.
6) A lil hot.
7) Hot.
8) Smokin'.
9) DAYUMMMMMN!!
10) *Starts jerking off*
1)WHAT THE ACTUAL F***?
2) Gross!
3) Ew...
4) Meh...
5) Average.
6) A lil hot.
7) Hot.
8) Smokin'.
9) DAYUMMMMMN!!
10) *Starts jerking off*
Jason: Hey, rate her 1-10 fam.
Ethan: DAYUM! If we talkin' 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, probably a nine.
Ethan: DAYUM! If we talkin' 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, probably a nine.
by nutsacia September 7, 2016
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