When your having sex with your girlfriend and you are hitting it from the back lean over and wrap your arms around her waist then whisper in her ear and say I have aids hold on for as long as you can because she will be flopping around like a bull.
by Robert Rodgers January 17, 2008
Get the el toromug. wheeeee el salvador!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by *-* DENISE *-* September 18, 2008
Get the el salvadormug. 
El Paso, better referred to as "Que Paso" (meaning "what happened") located in the Westernmost part of Texas, is a city composed of toxic, uncultured snobs that have no sense of identity owing to the fact that this is a border-town, and most of the people born in this city were given birth by parents who come from Chihuahua (by far the most violent Mexican state according to statistics, and extremely retrograde in culture, where women are super slutty and men listen to narco-corridos and everyone gets wasted). There's also the Anglosaxons that are here because they are too poor to live anywhere else.
According to statistics, people in this town are also more alcoholic even at a young age, and vaping is extremely prevalent in the youth, and everyone behaves like it's normal because it's ingrained in the culture. The party scene sucks too - it's just some crappy Mexican tunes along with doing "perreo" with some Chihuahuan midget chicks and out-of-shape Chihuahuan dudes saying a prolonged wey every two seconds.
Shout-out to real Mexicans, like those in Mexico City, San Miguel de Allende, Guanajuato etc; there are far fewer nacos in those cities unlike Chihuahua and El Paso!
Moral of the story: Unless you come from a deeply dysfunctional family, you'll be hard pressed to have a good time... but on the bright side, at least there's Neon Desert Music Festival, so cheer up!
According to statistics, people in this town are also more alcoholic even at a young age, and vaping is extremely prevalent in the youth, and everyone behaves like it's normal because it's ingrained in the culture. The party scene sucks too - it's just some crappy Mexican tunes along with doing "perreo" with some Chihuahuan midget chicks and out-of-shape Chihuahuan dudes saying a prolonged wey every two seconds.
Shout-out to real Mexicans, like those in Mexico City, San Miguel de Allende, Guanajuato etc; there are far fewer nacos in those cities unlike Chihuahua and El Paso!
Moral of the story: Unless you come from a deeply dysfunctional family, you'll be hard pressed to have a good time... but on the bright side, at least there's Neon Desert Music Festival, so cheer up!
Me: Man, I am so glad I lived in El Paso for a couple of years and left to San Antonio!
Dude: Shit man, Que Paso?
Me: El Paso Paso.
Dude: Shit man, Que Paso?
Me: El Paso Paso.
by EntrepetunousYes May 5, 2020
Get the El Pasomug. a legendary dance club in buenos aires.
located at hipolito yrigoyen 947.
was opened in 90's. the original owners were sergio de loof and alejandro kuropatwa, among others.
located at hipolito yrigoyen 947.
was opened in 90's. the original owners were sergio de loof and alejandro kuropatwa, among others.
by matias July 3, 2004
Get the el doradomug. When you combine the Dirty Sanchez and a Cleveland Steamer. A proper 'El Presidente' will have it start below the neck, resembling a necktie. The Dirty Sanchez of course, serves as the proper mustache.
"I didn't know you were dating a latino girl, Austin."
"I'm not, that's just the remnants of the 'El Presidente' from last night."
"I'm not, that's just the remnants of the 'El Presidente' from last night."
by WombatCombat October 2, 2011
Get the El Presidentemug. Her-nán
A Castilian word used to describe an almost mythical godlike martial artist that hails from the northern regions of Baja Mexico and the Sea of Cortes. Very little is known of this man/myth said to be half Apache and half Mexican. The little that is known comes from first hand accounts and fabled stories. The form of his martial art is not known, what is known is that this form of martial arts is so brutal and dangerous that only a hand full of practitioners have survived the training. In 1997 an eye witness account states a man fighting a raging bull with his bare hands and pummeling the bull into submission. The witness went on record and stated to have visited what is believed to be the legendary training facility known as El Malecon. Three days after this account the witness mysteriously disappeared.
A Castilian word used to describe an almost mythical godlike martial artist that hails from the northern regions of Baja Mexico and the Sea of Cortes. Very little is known of this man/myth said to be half Apache and half Mexican. The little that is known comes from first hand accounts and fabled stories. The form of his martial art is not known, what is known is that this form of martial arts is so brutal and dangerous that only a hand full of practitioners have survived the training. In 1997 an eye witness account states a man fighting a raging bull with his bare hands and pummeling the bull into submission. The witness went on record and stated to have visited what is believed to be the legendary training facility known as El Malecon. Three days after this account the witness mysteriously disappeared.
by Zepolinc February 21, 2009
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