Universal Law of Luggage Expansion

Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.

Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!

by Mullenator February 21, 2010

explosive diarrhea

when your using the john and you take a dump so focefully when you have diarhhea that it creates a loud bang as the crap ejects from your anus. known to leave Port-a-potties in ruins

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by suffers from this condition May 9, 2003

explosivo

An "evil" word, as said on Space Ghost Coast to Coast by Jack Black.

Jack Black: "Explosiiiiivooooo."

Zorak: "Explosivo? What does that mean? You're FAT?! Bwaahahahahahah!!!"

Jack Black: "No, it's an evil word. You gotta say it deep. EXPLOSIVO."

by Mike February 2, 2004

Explosivo

A weaker form of the devil - such as something that may posess innocent, young, fat rockstars mid-performance. This is rumoured to have happened to the world reknowned Jack Black numerous times, and the next victim of this rock-anti-God could be you!

"What's the name of the song? Explosivo!
"Don't know what it's about, But it's good to go"

by Malaria July 31, 2005

sexplosion

When viewing or performing acts of the best intercourse that one has ever possibly had which results in a type of nuclear explosion between the legs of either gender or both.

Man, last night i had at least 10 sexplosions each time Shanehi got on top of me and rode me while screaming for more.

by Sex Lord August 4, 2007

sexplosion

When an atomic bomb literally goes off during sex. Often followed by moaning and screaming, then radiation sickness.

Luke: "After a bloody night of mutual anal fisting I thought for shizzle I was gonna sexplode."

Sam: "Well, I'm game!"

Luke: sloshh sloshhh push

Sam: "AWWWWWWWWWWW KAboom..." (end of world due to sexplosion)

by 9000 Penises March 20, 2009

belongings expansion

Mysterious phenomenon by which belongings no longer fit into ones suitcase when returning home from vacation, even after having acquired no additional items.

"What the hell man, i haven't acquired a damn thing since we got here, and suddenly nothing fits in this suitcase!"
"What you've got here is a case of BELONGINGS EXPANSION."

by clemy January 1, 2012