ba-don-ka-donks

huge asses and boobs of an ugly fat girl

Hey look at Anna's HUGE ba-don-ka-donks!

by Donutdom December 17, 2008

Zonk out with my Donk out

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.

Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."

by Weenman September 6, 2018

High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk

The only way to be a High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk of the upper class is 1. way less than a hundred pounds preferably between 80 and 92 lb 2. you cannot have more than four teeth in your mouth 3. minimal of two abscess scars 4. a phone that only works on Wi-Fi with a broken screen 5. you must have graduated from an original Swamp Donk Academy. Then finally must be sleeping with one of your connects and all of their friends with zero dollars in your pocket.

Hey did you hear that Shequeefa graduated from the OG High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk Academy?

by VanderKamelHeathen August 27, 2021

Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)

Something that is so utterly absurd..it even qualifies for sheer stupidity and making an ass of someone or something. A mix between Ridiculous and Assinine (sp?) Can also be used as an exclamation for something funny or sarcastic. (depends on the inflection of voice and situation)

"I cannot believe what he said in that meeting...that's just Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

OR

"That video was friggin Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

by Long Range111 February 3, 2010

Shit donk digga dizzle

"That is tha shit man. It's off the chain

anything that is wild and crazy or out of the ordinary.

by Brian Figueroa July 24, 2003

double bubble donk booty ass

a fat black lady twerking uncontralably and trying to look sexy even though shes a slut and a hoe

double bubble donk booty ass

by buttmunchingbuttmuncher June 24, 2014

cheese weiner flonk donk

That which camps while playing ANY of the call of duty games. (ps3, Xbox 360 etc.)

That cheese weiner flonk donk is pissing me off!
Camping ass Cheese weiner flonk donk, I'm going to find your camping ass and shank you with my tactical knife!!!

by Mocha Toka January 13, 2010