dishes accountability

When somebody washes the dishes even though they probably don't want to

I want to live a more respectable life, I'm going to practice dishes accountability. Also see dishes negligence spoonless creep

by kitchenspazz April 27, 2016

Seattle Deep Dish

you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever

Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something

Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!

by wisconsin.supersoaker October 25, 2019

rotate my dish

When in conversation with someone and the other person suddenly changes the subject, while forming a response to another subject you say you need to "rotate my dish" before responding.

I do not understand why so much money is spent on the researching of tidal projections. Now you ask why NATO is concerned with the foreign relations in Slovakia? Let me rotate my dish. (pause) Because two decades after their NATO membership in 2004, Slovakia has become friendly with Moscow.

by JCA/Bremerton September 07, 2023

dish nosed

When someone screws you and fucks you up from something important

Fuck! I got dish nosed from an important meeting

Damn, i totally got dish nosed on that fucking final

by Mango Chango Mr. Tango December 21, 2007

Dished

If someone is both plain and ugly looking I.e. clapped they could be described as dished

Friend 1: Did you go over to Alexis’ house last night?
Friend 2: No chance, he’s dished

by PlatedPics March 27, 2023

dish girl

A girl who has a watertight scratch collar affixed around her neck where dozens upon dozens of men ejaculate into the now breakfast dish. The very last participant will dump in some cereal into the semen soup and feed the dish girl her breakfast.

Jessica told me her #1 fantasy was to be a dish girl and cocoa puffs would be her cereal of choice.

by OneNastyMoFo September 01, 2015

Shark dishes

When you try to type in Sharkeisha, but auto correct gets you.

Auto correct just gave you the shark dishes!

by Jeff Jefferson Jeffries March 25, 2014