Edward Cullen

possibly the most beautiful fictional character ever. could possibly be god.

(person 1) was that god???
(person 2) no thats just edward cullen.

by im a person February 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

Hot. Haters can feel free to leave at anytime.

Charlie:"'Wait...Which one is Edward?'
Bella:'Edward is the youngest, the one with the reddish brown hair.' The beautiful one, the godlike one.
Charlie Swan and Bella Swan on Edward Cullen
-Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer

by kellancullen January 8, 2009

Edward Cullen

1. a walking orgasm. yumm :
2. only the sexiest man ever
3. major hottie
4. my boyfriend

omg, it's Edward Cullen! *faints*

by it's Caroline, yo October 21, 2008

Edward Cullen

Sparkly creep that goes into girl's rooms and teabags them at night. They dont feel his junk because its too small to be felt. Extremely attracted to Jacob Black.

Edward Cullen = gay

by Youdontknowme111 November 25, 2010

nut cutlet

A game that Americans play in the kitchen: You squat down in your sink with your balls dangling down into the waste disposal. With various targets set up on the wall around the "on" switch, you then have to choose which friend you want to eliminate a target with a BB gun or dart. You can't choose the same friend twice until everyone's had a shot, and you can only leave the sink when ALL targets are hit, or when you give yourself a Nut Cutlet.

Johnny - "Dude, were you at Hank's party last night ? Jim gave Marv some mad nut cutlet !!"

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007

Edward Cullen

A hot sparkling man who is very sexy and a vampire

Damn look at that Edward Cullen

by crazychica1835 May 27, 2009

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen, reffering to the shining star of the Twilight series, is the gorgeous, kindhearted vampire that captured my heart as well as many readers across the globe.

Anyone who hates on him is simply jealous they don't have everyone in their high school lusting after them.

Random guy: Omg I hate that Edward Cullen!
Random guy's girlfriend: *dreams of Edward Cullen* You know what? It's over! *goes to marry Edward*
Random guy: Awww shit.

by The One Who Rules The Universe July 9, 2009