congrets

noun- /kuhn-grets/ What you offer when you don't know if you should be saying congratulations or sympathies.

ex. "So you broke up with the person who made you miserable? Well, congrets!"

by MsKitten November 25, 2010

Congress Fatigue

Often abbreviated C.F.; Congress Fatigue comes when you stay in one place for too long. When suffering fro C.F. you exhaust all your resources (resources being your "Favorites List") or adding too many episodes of Hoarders to your TiVo. When one has done all this they suffer C.F. ever worse thus making them go into a rut that is damn near impossible to break. This can lead to the much worse, Cabin Fever. One can imagine this being felt by the actual members of Congress.

Charlie: Damn computers was brutal today!
Steve: I know! I didn't do anything but go onto my favorites list and I was still gettin' Congress Fatigue.
Charlie: I didn't do anything but use my phone to schedule Hoarders on TiVo.

by Blood Ocean January 26, 2011

Conumed

being mad at someone without reason/basis

Jess was conumed at Erik, because he was eating fruit by the foot

by paul_stanley March 8, 2011

Concrete Pedicure

To fill a bucket full of concrete, place feet in, let concrete set, toss in body of water.

I should have bought some floaties, I swim like a dead hooker with a concrete pedicure.

by Thegoatin-gtown September 25, 2011

conorexic

the tendency to starvation diet before a convention when one is cosplaying.

I'm not anorexic, I'm just conorexic.

by WyrdDaughl August 19, 2011

Concrete Johnson

Hard penis.
Also, punk bans from Tampa

My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.

by Alex Engel August 19, 2013

concrete piñata

Something you are not looking forward to doing or seeing.

They're not allowing booze at the party, so it will be about as much fun as hitting a concrete piñata.

by IronSam March 19, 2014