My boyfriend gave me a ice cream cocktail. He fucked me and came in my ass. I farted the cum on his face and licked it off
by IgetBlumpkinsBitch November 11, 2021
Get the Ice cream cocktailmug. by CraftCoven November 7, 2014
Get the cocktail racistmug. So what? Your horny? We have the perfect cocktail for you. The ballbuster
First things first open your Altoid’s box your grandpa gave you on your 13th birthday. Remember how that first altoid made you forget you ate it? That’s because those are mickys. So to be careful start by just poring that whole box in a cup let’s make this a drink so good you forgot you ever had it and what kind of man might just take you home tonight. Let’s make it fun!
Take 5 shots of Tequila
2 shots of vodka
1 shot of cum donated or pasture raised.
2 shots of vanilla extract
1 shot Covid 19 vaccine
3 ice cubes
Shake until your arm hurts
Then use other hand until it hurts
Slam that shit. Have fun. Stay safe.
First things first open your Altoid’s box your grandpa gave you on your 13th birthday. Remember how that first altoid made you forget you ate it? That’s because those are mickys. So to be careful start by just poring that whole box in a cup let’s make this a drink so good you forgot you ever had it and what kind of man might just take you home tonight. Let’s make it fun!
Take 5 shots of Tequila
2 shots of vodka
1 shot of cum donated or pasture raised.
2 shots of vanilla extract
1 shot Covid 19 vaccine
3 ice cubes
Shake until your arm hurts
Then use other hand until it hurts
Slam that shit. Have fun. Stay safe.
Hey man you remember last night. No but my balls were busted when I woke up! Ballbusted!! You had the ballbuster cocktail last night! It really works. I can’t wait to have one at my moms funeral tonight.
by Bonkedintheheadasachild December 14, 2024
Get the ballbuster cocktailmug. 
Dragging your friend away from a guy to get cocktails, aka cock blocking him (or if your friend does like him you've just cocktail blocked her). Can also be used as a drinking game within a group of girls. The savior must buy the saved a drink.
by purple-monkies May 6, 2013
Get the cocktail blockingmug. A sexual move where usually the female will put one foot on the male's testicles, and the other foot used to choke the man out. Next, the woman will clasp their hands together over the male's penis and begin to suck very hard.
Mike: Bro what happened to you last night?
Dave: (In hysteria) She took everything...
Mike: Rebecca? W-w-what did she take?
Dave: (Still Crying) she took all my sperm... performing a Nevada Cocktail...
Dave: (In hysteria) She took everything...
Mike: Rebecca? W-w-what did she take?
Dave: (Still Crying) she took all my sperm... performing a Nevada Cocktail...
by FakeFent November 18, 2024
Get the Nevada Cocktailmug. The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail made by me. Let's say you can't taste sour that much and can't taste bitter and you workout from morning until night and don't know math. Here's The Math Discoverer's Cocktail.
Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.
Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.
You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.
Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.
Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.
You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.
Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.
Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.
Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.
Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.
Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.
Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.
You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.
Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.
Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.
You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.
Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.
Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.
Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.
Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.
Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025
Get the Math Discoverer's Cocktailmug.