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the curtains will close

it will end.
Vincent: Don't pull the trigger, Matt! The show must go on!
Matt: And soon, the curtains will close. *PULLS THE TRIGGER*
by mr no name kid February 20, 2017
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gates are closed

You're not welcome in the group at the moment. Come back later.
by MindlessPrank June 26, 2016
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close bob

Opposite of "open bob."
The stereotypical indian or non-native english speaker's way of saying "close your legs," but for boobs.
Meant to entail that you are not interested in boob pics, and/or the female in question is acting like a whore.
Woman: I'm selling topless pics on my onlyfans, you should check it out. I can even send you a few for free if you like what you see.
Indian Man: close bob, woman.
by a dude, probably July 1, 2020
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Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.
Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"
by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012
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Close Sitter

A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.
if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.
by Badlybornboy July 20, 2012
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Oven Closed

An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.
"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*
by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013
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Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.
Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.
by nellie shoots February 6, 2012
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