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Choke a donkey

To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's
The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.
by Mr B. Igcock August 24, 2012
mugGet the Choke a donkeymug.

choked out

When smokin' marijuana it makes you choke..many stoners call it choked out because they get high that way..BLAZE ALL DAY EVERYDAY 420!!
choked out
by vEM1 April 22, 2009
mugGet the choked outmug.

chokes on pretzel

what gw bush does to get attention
AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!! IM CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!! LISTEN QUICK BEFORE I DIE!!!! brroooOOOOMMP
by Shagmaster2004 April 11, 2004
mugGet the chokes on pretzelmug.

turtle choking

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.
1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.
mugGet the turtle chokingmug.

snake choking

1) When a man with an extremely large penis masturbates. Usually done in public places.
2) The act of fellatio resulting in gagging or sounds similar to a duck.

3) A sexual street performance.
I walked past Margie at the market today. She was watching a Snake Choker.
She could barely believe as she Choked the Snake.
Jayson made a lot of money Snake Choking on the street today.
by Poompi March 31, 2016
mugGet the snake chokingmug.

Choke Ass

Product to stop diarrhea (Pepto or similar)
I need some choke ass to stop my cheap beer shits.
by Evil Metal October 27, 2016
mugGet the Choke Assmug.

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