Shot-Chocolate

When you take an odinary cup of hot chocolate and add shot of hard liqour. Usually used on cold winter days when the prospects of driving to work are bringing you down.

"Oh man, it was so cold outside, I froze my ass off on the way in!"

"Should have had some shot-chocolate!"

by Redcon P February 18, 2009

Chocolate volcano

When you cum in a girls ass and she farts on a wall.

I was banging my girl last night anally, I came in her ass, she farted and that cum went all over the wall making a chocolate volcano.

by Kmach17 January 14, 2017

chocolate handy

To deficate in your own hand and then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum

I gave my boyfriend a chocolate handy tonight.

by WrestlingMom April 27, 2017

box chocolate

1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."

husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate

by boxchocolate March 8, 2017

chocolate lesbian

Oreos with all of the cream filling licked out of them.

I left you some chocolate lesbians in the kitchen.

Ah man, did you eat all of the cream filling out of the oreos again!?!

by observantlurker September 21, 2015

Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.

Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.

by Syn Gatton and Magic Fingers May 29, 2010

The Chocolate Rain

Upon consuming a moderately spicey vindaloo/curry, you prepare your girlfriend by bending her over "Doggy - Style". You then suprise her by shitting on her back; due to the curry, the excrement is in liquid format and consequently sprays that bitches back like 'Chocolate Rain'.

-If you want to go for the ultimate 'Chocolate Rain' experiance, I reccommend after completing this highly romantic turn on, to finish off by performing the Cleveland Steamer

James: Can I acid dragon you guys?
Craig: Nahh acid dragon gets boring...
Henry: I know, lets 'The Chocolate Rain' eachother
James: Errr..Nahh your already brown

by Alldaboyzatlittleheath January 28, 2010