Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair

I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!

by Yucky Child Charmer February 9, 2020

cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018

cactus drill

A spiked dildo that spins once inside the anus

Neighbor 1: Hey did you hear those screams of anguish and torment from Lindas apartment this morning?

Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

Cactus Crazy

Someone or something that is crazy like a cactus. This is a subdued but noticeable type of crazy. Also Alliteration

Tim is acting cactus crazy

by tther November 29, 2021

cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.

1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?

by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013

spineless cactus

A spineless cactus is a trem that means dick/cock

That is a big spineless cactus!
That man is being a huge spineless cactus

by Oogaboogalicker August 20, 2023

Cactus Plant Flea Market

New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.

Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about

by TeleKamptiA October 8, 2022