Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.

John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.

by doug=caesar July 27, 2011

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the wild cactus

A sex position where you you pin your partner against the wall with their leg raised on a 90 degree angle and the opposite arm also raised at 90 degrees. A little bit of grow out is preferred to for prickly feelings.

I had some mad sex the other night. He pulled out a the wild cactus and made me cum so hard!

by Catilda Grora November 14, 2022

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Cactus

If you can find someone in the world named ‘Cerig’ then they are also know as a cactus which is a nicer way of saying prick as ‘Cerigs’ are known for hating the word prick and despise being and called a prick.

Person 1: Oh you know that kid Cerig right?

Person 2: Yeah I know him/her they are a right cactus ain’t they.

by Senior Chuck August 23, 2018

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cactus

As used in kiwi, the song by Harry styles, a cactus is someone who is a real prick.

tom: "Ayy Gary is coming over tonight"
jeff: "what a cactus"

by Pig rolls July 2, 2020

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cactus

Someone who you have a crush on... but you think its someone one you know and then its a total stranger!

Glenda: I saw this kid in gym... i think it was Blake... he's really hot!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!

Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!

by Glenda Foot Massage St. Cactus October 1, 2017

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