cactus

a formal way to call someone of the african decent black or nigga. It can also include people with the skin disease called chocolate pudding melanoma.

NIGGA! it be cactus night at KFC.. free kool aid son.

That cactus is so black that he gots a prickly cactus face.

That cactus shot my cactus in the face... I is gonna visit that cactus in the hospital

by ole dirty bastard May 17, 2006

cactus

one of the if not the best bass player on the face of the earth. Fromerly of the band Phish.

and if you could only hear cactus, cactus would this say...

by sparky October 29, 2004

Cactus Effect

The cactus effect is the feeling when you've newly shaved your balls and your sack stings your penis.

"Man, I've got a really bad cactus effect now."
"You've shaved your balls wrong!"

by D-bed December 18, 2011

cactus cunt

A vagina that has been full of pricks often resulting in diseases. A woman who is a cactus cunt rarely wants just one guy

She had multiple children to different fathers it caused an influx of children and trips to the doctors for the entire community must have been a cactus cunt

by chops82 December 29, 2014

Cactus crotch

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see

Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.

by Pokey crotch March 30, 2017

cactus club chub

The waitresses are so hot at The Cactus Club that you get a half chub from seeing them walk around

1: bro I’m atthe cactus club

2: I know man I was there yesterday and got a half cub

3: (in unison) cactus club chub

by Thresh God June 24, 2018

Cactussy

The pussy of a girl (or femboy) from arid areas where cacti grow

Chad: “dude I met this girl from New Mexico last night, she’s got the tightest cactussy I’ve ever seen bro!”
Kyle: “dude what?”

by DasMeThad November 22, 2021