senior circuit

Nickname commonly used to describe the National League, one of two major divisions of Major League Baseball, as opposed to the American League, which can be referred to as the "junior circuit." (This is because the National league is much older- it was founded in 1876 while the American League wasn't founded until 1901.) It consists of sixteen teams: in the West division Los Angeles, (one of two franchises in the city) San Francisco, Arizona, Colorado, and San Diego; in the Central division St. Louis, Chicago, (one of two franchises in the city) Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, Houston, and Milwaukee; and in the East division Philadelphia, Florida, New York, (one of two franchises in the city) Atlanta and Washington. The nicknames for these teams are respectively the Dodgers, Giants, Diamondbacks, Rockies, Padres, Cardinals, Cubs, Reds, Pirates, Astros, Brewers, Phillies, Marlins, Mets, Braves, and Nationals. Notable players include San Francisco's Tim Lincecum, St. Louis' Albert Pujols, and Milwaukee's Prince Fielder.

In this year's All Star game in St. Louis, the senior circuit fell to the junior circuit 4 to 3.

by fan of baseball November 26, 2009

Moaning Circle

In Norway during the 1850's, the average citizen was poor, tired and uneducated. And last but not least they were bored and were looking for some way to reach something close to euphoria, during something other then sex. So a group of elderly women decided to try something new, and so the first Moaning Circle was born. A Moaning Circle consists of minimum 4 persons, all sitting in a circle. They sit about half an arms length away from each other, and everybody is completely naked. And once everybody is ready, you start masturbating the person sitting to your right. And the important thing is to moan, while, and whenever you feel pleasure. And once you reach your climax, you must let it take you away and let the primal beast within you scream with pleasure, while continuing to satisfy the person to your right. The idea is that you get a unison climax, and that the multiple satisfactory moans of your circle will take you to a new level of euphoria.

1. "MY GOD, i was in a Moaning circle with your sister the other day, and I must say she moans like a savage beast!"

by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009

circus freak crazy

When it goes from "you're so funny and crazy" crazy to "dude, if you don't stop I'm callin the cops" crazy. Another invention of my brother, TZ.

That lady kept yelling, and yelling. When she got near the chainsaw, I knew she was circus freak crazy.

by Concierge March 27, 2005

circle of jerks

A group of people who are all prescribed to the prescription drug Adderall who barrow from ones prescription, when the borrower is out of the drug claiming to "repay" the lender back when their (borrower) prescription is filled. Taking many days, weeks or to never have the intent of repaying the lender.

When you are prescribed the drug adderall you will most likely be inducted in to the circle of jerks

by dixiehts13 November 24, 2010

Urkel Circle

A circle jerk where everyone is dressed as Steve Urkel.

Eric from Plaza Tire throws the best Urkel Circles

by Satans Buttpussy January 22, 2011

Venezuelan circle

JAn act of joint masturbation. The female version of the Dutch Rudder

The Venezuelan circle is complete by Girl 1 holding her hand to her cliterois, while a Girl 2 holds her arm and moves it in a circular motion. This enables girl 1 to pleasure heself but in the company of a good friend.

by Tom's bitch May 2, 2014

fragile circuit queen

(n) Similar to white fragility, circuit queen fragility is the knee-jerk defensive response when circuit queens are called out for bad behavior (drug abuse, risky sexual behaviors, racism, or general bitchiness).

Common responses by fragile circuit queens include:
- You’re just not hot enough
- But I’m doing it for charity
- You’re just mad because you weren’t invited
- I feel very attacked right now
- But I’m not like that

Eugene: *throws a meth-fueled sex party during a pandemic*
Internet: What the fuck are you doing?
Eugene: I did it for my mental health. Stop attacking me!

Internet: Sure, Jan. Stop being such a fragile circuit queen.

by dangerous_traits May 6, 2020