le chef

A type of masterbting guy who licks away his smen is a form of disposal other thar washing his hands as that is such a waist of good cum. Other types of masterbting guys include: "the walk of shame", "Mr prepared" ect...

Hey I am le chef what are you?

by Le Chef November 14, 2020

kinky pastry chef

A pastry chef that uses ingredients from her work for sexual purposes, common in porn.

i totally went out with a kinky pastry chef once, it was magical.

by JP189512 January 13, 2014

Chef Hot Messica

See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.

"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."

by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025

Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013

chef chad

The coolest Chef you’ll ever meet.

He may throw plates, shade and sass around like confetti but if you have his back he’ll have yours.

Drinks uncanny amounts of chocolate super M’s.
Uses the word fuck in large amounts.
Greets strangers with “Right Fuckers”

Chef Chad is going balls to the walls at the moment, do not go into the kitchen.

by Tandawg January 23, 2018

Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.

Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!

by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023

deep chef

A Deep State chef responsible for cooking up schemes to subjugate the masses. Often a background player shielded from any consequences when their dirty dealings are inevitably brought to public light.

"Did you hear about the Twitter Files? Sounds like the Biden laptop stories were true all along."

"Yeah. The Deep Chef is working overtime doing damage control. I bet they'll blame this one on Russia too."

by jint3i December 4, 2022