bread day

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.

I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."

by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009

Bread Bowl

When a female closes her thighs tightly and her partner poors lobster bisque in the area between her thighs and crotch. Her partner then eats the bisque face first.

For added fun, try the atomic bread bowl. It’s the same idea, only the parter drinks the bisque through a straw stuck in the thighs on the ass side.

“Oh baby give me a bread bowl.”
“I would but we’re out of lobster bisque”

by PIBJoe June 9, 2018

Le bread

Fancy bread

“Oh I see that you are eating bread!”

“No it’s not just normal bread it’s, Le bread”

by Acripop May 19, 2022

Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.

Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.

by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012

guinea bread

Italian bread.

When I was a kid, my Aunt Mo sent me to the store with a list of food items. I approached the Asian cashier timidly and asked him if he had "guinea bread" as my Aunt had requested. He looked puzzled for a moment and then handed me a loaf of Italian bread with a smile. My Aunt was pleased.

by KittyTouchIt May 25, 2011

butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"

Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"

by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016

sancho bread

Sancho bread is when you get the bread at the end of a loaf, aka the heel.

"Gimme a sangwich, man. But don't gimme none of that sancho bread."

by olhargy August 25, 2015