Muff Bread

A vagina that is warm, doughy, and pleasurable as freshly baked bread would be.

Damn, man! Jill has some hot muff bread!

by Sexy Hatman Branden May 10, 2012

Burrito Bread

White person way to say tortilla.

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?

by jayzuss December 1, 2011

Bread chasing

the act of hunting down some wild breads back in the day humans would chase the bread until it got tired so the humans could kill and eat it, but today it is often farmed in factory's. this bread gives the humans the carbohydrates that they need to survive and continue thriving.

(see below for a GIF of some ducks also hunting some bread)

kork: we need food me go hunt now
grok: wood food is good but try bread chasing this time brother
kork: good idea kork like this idea

by Liam Murray October 16, 2018

Bread Bowl

When a female closes her thighs tightly and her partner poors lobster bisque in the area between her thighs and crotch. Her partner then eats the bisque face first.

For added fun, try the atomic bread bowl. It’s the same idea, only the parter drinks the bisque through a straw stuck in the thighs on the ass side.

“Oh baby give me a bread bowl.”
“I would but we’re out of lobster bisque”

by PIBJoe June 9, 2018

Hashtag BREAD

Hashtag Boom Roasted Eat A Dick

Andrew: You're so dogwater at Pickleball!
Nick: Well at least I get bitches, Hashtag BREAD !!!!
Andrew: *Sad*

by AndyBoBandy98 November 1, 2022

Life Bread

A variation of the biscuit game, commonly played at Orientation Camps of Hong Kong’s universities.

It involved a group of boys surrounding a piece of bread. The last boy who ejaculates over the piece of bread must eat the whole piece, including the cum and all.

“Edward just lost the Life Bread game! Now he has to eat up that bread along with everyone’s cum!”

by Volvo B8L MCV January 11, 2022

Le bread

Fancy bread

“Oh I see that you are eating bread!”

“No it’s not just normal bread it’s, Le bread”

by Acripop May 19, 2022