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bread story

A story that has no significance and no real point.
A: "One day, me and my grandad, we made bread"
E: "That was such a bread story. lol."
by Bandages, JellyBean and Penguin February 28, 2008
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butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"
Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"
by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016
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nanie bread

Oi Tabby, fang us a slice of nanie bread will ya!
by Tony Dee (Dante’) October 20, 2020
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Le bread

“Oh I see that you are eating bread!”

“No it’s not just normal bread it’s, Le bread”
by Acripop May 19, 2022
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bread day

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.
I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."
by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009
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Bread Bowl

When a female closes her thighs tightly and her partner poors lobster bisque in the area between her thighs and crotch. Her partner then eats the bisque face first.

For added fun, try the atomic bread bowl. It’s the same idea, only the parter drinks the bisque through a straw stuck in the thighs on the ass side.
Oh baby give me a bread bowl.”
“I would but we’re out of lobster bisque
by PIBJoe June 9, 2018
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Bread Nonce

A person with an inability to consume bread, or any other gluten based consumables without an immediate and often long lasting effect to their digestive system.

Sometimes referred to as 'coeliacs' the person can often be identified by the need to constantly remind all that they can't eat gluten.
'Well I was going to suggest pizza hut for lunch, but we've got Bren the bread Nonce with us.'
by BrettRambo November 17, 2021
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