blumpkin chain

Men in a circle (usually in the outdoors) giving each other blumpkins.

Bob: My gay brother said he was in a blumpkin chain the other day
Edwin:Nasty!

by Edwin Gaffney February 2, 2006

blumpkin pie

its like a normal blumpkin( girl sucks your dick while you are taking a dump) but with the blumpkin pie she will bend over before you cum and you put your dick in her butt and cum

everybody likes blumpkin pie at thankgiving

by bmx94 December 8, 2010

Intense Blumpkin

When a guy is receiving head while on the toilet, much like a regular blumpkin, but just as you come, you beat a hard level of a video game, unlock an achievement that gives you 1000 Gamer points, while eating an amazing sandwich.

:)
Caution, preforming this may cause your mind to implode from awesomeness.

Guy: OMG, achievemnt unlocked.
KABOOM!
(Head explodes)
Intense Blumpkin FTW

by Me and this guy June 4, 2011

Unkosher Blumpkin

The act of a female blowing an uncircumcised male while he is sitting on the toilet and suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea.

Did you hear about Rachel giving the gentile and unkosher blumpkin? I heard it was because of the steam grilled shrimp he had earlier.

by Brown Squared January 9, 2010

Battling Blumpkin

When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff.

The Hilton Sisters would look hot giving me a Battling Blumpkin

by Shizzle Daddy October 24, 2005

lady blumpkin

a sex act in which a woman receives oral to genital stimulation while she defecates.

synonym for cunnilumpkin

The chickens are given lady-blumpkins (achewood 9/16/2004)

by achewood_reader April 18, 2006

blumpkin muffin

Having a sixty nine while taking a dump on the toliet

Me and my bitch had a blumpkin muffin last night!

by XXXJ October 20, 2009