the pieces of torn up road in your cul-de-sac that if they look anything like a firearm the are considered a “kerchunka blaster”
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
by Jehne_man May 30, 2023

by Startupedition June 4, 2023

by fuckbitchesgetmoney666 September 11, 2016

This club has the most electric and passionate fans (mainly stinky Indians) who would die for their shit club. They play in yellow, like a fucking bee. This club has not won shit and is referred to by any conscious football fans by the kerala bottlers. Their best player is called Luna, however this guy is no better than the average Indian tech support. He will do fuck all every single game but will still achieve fans player of the match on onefootball. This team is the sort of team to stop you watching a football game due to their poor quality performances.
Harry: Who’s playing in the isl today? I bet it’s gonna be a good game…
Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.
Rupert: I might 🤓
Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.
Rupert: I might 🤓
by Kimmyhead6969 January 30, 2025

by Lewi the fly February 22, 2019

by Outsideonthacorner July 2, 2023

Person 1: where is that guy going?
Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable
Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable
by username_redacted November 22, 2023
