"Playing for the aruban baseball team" is a metaphore for aruban dudes that like to fuck white girls. Can be used in order to hide the true topic of conversation. All aspects of baseball can be used to describe certain "bandido" stuff the aruban dude does with white girls. These girls are more often than not blond and dutch.
"Yo tyrone I know you broke up with your girl and all, but the aruban baseball team is glad to have their star player back man"
"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"
"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"
"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"
"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"
"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"
"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"
"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"
"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"
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Get the bubadoo baseball mug.Often used to describe situations or outcomes that are unpredictable yet inevitable. It suggests that certain events, whether fortunate or unfortunate, are a natural part of life and should be accepted as such.
However, this phrase is rarely used to actually describe baseball. Can be used to introduce comedic relief when responding to otherwise bad news.
However, this phrase is rarely used to actually describe baseball. Can be used to introduce comedic relief when responding to otherwise bad news.
Paul - “Dude I got laid off from my job today so I went home early and walked in on my wife cheating on me.”
Tim - “Yeesh, that’s baseball for ya”
Tim - “Yeesh, that’s baseball for ya”
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Get the National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day mug.Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99
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Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
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