When a male is trying to copulate with a female in the traditional way i.e (penis enters vagina) when a mistake in the placing of the penis results in the male thrusting in the buttcrack of the woman resulting in embarassment and no stimulation for the female.
Yeah I fucked her! Not like that asshole chuck who was drunk as shit and just pounded her poop gully. What a buttcrack bandit!
by acipi dobb November 10, 2003
someone who prefers entry to the "gig" through the back doors only, or prefers the role of the doorman - letting people in.
by Matt n Ben September 18, 2006
by Batty_Muncher February 05, 2020
it is much like a cupcake, but instead when someone else farts, you catch it and feed it to another person in your group, if just two people, than you feed it to the one that delt it
by jimmypg77 May 25, 2008
A person that gives handjobs very often.
A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.
A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.
Rob: This ice cream is damn good bish!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!
by PPK Beast April 04, 2009
the pwail bandit is an unidentified elusive intelligent creature who rips out "its" pwails and spreads them in bathrooms across southern louisiana.... not to be confused with the bathroom bandit who usually smears shit and smegma all over the handles and walls of public bathrooms latest reports of shmearings in monroe,la port aurther,tx lake arthur,la jennings, la lafayette, la so be careful next time you grab the handle in the stall of mcdonalds in jennings louisiana or if your wanting to open the door at the citgo in henderson,la you might get a ass full of pwail if you sit down without checking
MAYNE DEM BOYZ DUN PWAILED UP DAT DADGUM BATROOUM IN DAT DERE THANG UP OVA DARE MAYNE WTF IS WRUNG WIT DEM DARE PPLZ MONEY? DAM MAIS DEY MUSHT BE ON DAT HEROIN OR SMOKING DAT GLASS DICK TEE!!! MAIS IT GOT TO BE DAT PWAIL BANDIT
by P-WHALE BANDIT July 06, 2009
a person (usually male) who is surrounded by muff, up to his neck in muff, or gets too much muff to handle. but remember there is no such thing as too much muff.
by rustyhunch April 26, 2010