bum fruit 

The fruit of the bum. Droppings

I am off to the Crapper to drop a bunch of bum fruit.

My bum fruits are ripe, I must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of bum fruit).

Jay: *fart*
Emma: Oh god, that stinks Jay! Go to the toilet!
Jay: I couldn't possibly
Emma: Why!?
Jay: They (bum fruits) have yet to ripen.
Emma: You stinky bastard.

Bum fruits of the forest - When one lays down a selection of Bum fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).

This in turn can become a bum fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.

If you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your bum fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. Do not offer these bum fruits to friends.

bum fruit by Jaydentaku January 18, 2007

bum kid 

Undergrown kid who doesn't take showers regularly. Characteristics include: looking like a fucking bum that's a kid.

Potter, you're a fucking bum kid. Go take a shower and make sure to use soap this time.

bum kid by shadyk May 1, 2003

Bum Rope 

Poo.

I'm sorry I'm late, I had to cut a length of bum rope.

Bum Rope by Doggsy April 14, 2009

Bum Troubler 

Noun.

1. A homosexual male.

2. A heterosexual male with a distinctive penchant for anal sex with ladyfolk.

3. A doctor who specializes in anal and bowel conditions and is thus required to frequently rummage around in the rectal cavity of his patients.

"There's this new guy at work who won't stop telling me about all his sexual exploits, in the sickest, most graphic detail imaginable. He's a right Bum Troubler too."

alt:

"Man, I haven't shit in 2 weeks. I'm so worried about it that I've booked in to see the Bum Troubler tomorrow."

Bum Troubler by Splott-light June 22, 2009

Bum-status 

One's being at a low point for a certain amount of time, whether its lack of socialism/swag/employment status.

1.Ray: "Yo you here from D at all? That motherfucka fell off the grid mane?". TJ: "Yea that niggas been playin that Call of Duty shit online 24/7, that dudz on fuckin "BUM-STATUS" right now".
2. D: "Yo TJ did Ray find a job yet?"
TJ: "Nah that nigga don't do shit now, bitchz on bum-status and shit....real talk".

Bum-status by osmitchof08 August 23, 2011

bum grenade 

A bum grenade is a smelly fart

Poooooooooooooooooo someone has dropped a bum grenade!! That stinks!

bum grenade by ledge67 July 23, 2012

bum dial 

When your mobile phones someone while it's in your pocket.

I got a missed call from you but think you bum dialled me cause all I could hear at the other end was rustling

bum dial by Difaroo March 4, 2014