The Alpha Bread

The god that {breadist} people believe in. The ultimate life form.

The Alpha Bread created us.

The Alpha Bread loves us.

by motherhotbread June 20, 2015

Life Bread

A variation of the biscuit game, commonly played at Orientation Camps of Hong Kong’s universities.

It involved a group of boys surrounding a piece of bread. The last boy who ejaculates over the piece of bread must eat the whole piece, including the cum and all.

“Edward just lost the Life Bread game! Now he has to eat up that bread along with everyone’s cum!”

by Volvo B8L MCV January 11, 2022

Bread Crumb

A small socially awkward tiny person, usually named Bridget.

"You're such a bread crumb!"
"Come out of you're shell some time and stop being such a bread crumb!"

by Bread Crumb May 16, 2019

Bread Bowl

When a female closes her thighs tightly and her partner poors lobster bisque in the area between her thighs and crotch. Her partner then eats the bisque face first.

For added fun, try the atomic bread bowl. It’s the same idea, only the parter drinks the bisque through a straw stuck in the thighs on the ass side.

“Oh baby give me a bread bowl.”
“I would but we’re out of lobster bisque”

by PIBJoe June 9, 2018

Bread Game

The Bread Game consists in a group of four or more men gathering around a bread in the floor while they all masturbate at the same time. The last men to ejaculate has to eat the bread full of cum as the others watch him eating.

Aw man, i can't believe i lost in the Bread Game, i had to eat that bread full of cum, it was horrible.

by VoidOnCrack September 9, 2021

foil bread

bread that is packaged in foil and sold at the market.

Get me some foil bread biatch!

by joejoe2 November 24, 2015

goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.

Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?

by Spartae July 27, 2013