Pure Awesome

Pretty self explanatory. Awesome in its purest form: not diluted by things that are not awesome.

Wow, look at that guy over there who just turned 21, is wearing a Batman shirt, and is having his first drink. He's pure awesome.

by X4nNu5 February 20, 2010

awesome jawsome

greatest head ever given

john's mom give sum krunk ass awesome jawsome and it was the greatest in the world. I came 5 times (eyes, jaws, nostrils, ears, and her buttox)

by mike n charles May 25, 2005

Awesome as Fuck

A new Green Day live album/DVD. It will be released in March 2011. Just as the title says:

Green Day, Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, Tre Cool, and their upcoming album are 'Awesome as Fuck'.

Person 1: Hey, I can't wait until March!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: 'Awesome as Fuck' is coming out!
Person 2: 0_o

by Karly<3'sGreenDay January 16, 2011

get awesome

'get awesome' is thought to be the newest urban legend, but it is in fact true-(this guy I know knows this kid who...) THere is a dude and a chick hanging at a party and they get fucked up drunk. One thing leads to another and they end up upstairs doing sex. She sobers up realizing what's happening and she says "get off me," and he starts flexing his muscles. At this point she starts freaking out screaming and shit and says what the fuck are you doing!? ANd he says
'what you told me to get awesome'

'hey man don't pass out, its time to get awesome.'

by sockrocker January 8, 2004

Keeper Of The Awesome

The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'

The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.

'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'

by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005

Deadly Awesome

The level of awesomeness it takes to kill a man. The most common example of this can be seen in Tobuscus' Assassin's Creed Brotherhood Literal Trailer on Youtube. The event in which Deadly Awesome is reached, Ezio Auditore walks through a crowd and kills a guard "with his awesome".

Guard says "Stop!" just kill him with your awesome. (This is an example of when Deadly Awesome has been reached)

by VoodooSoup December 20, 2010

Freaking Awesome

Something that is really awesome that you can't take it that you have to shout and share it out.

"Hey dude this ice cream taste really freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!"

by ☞∞★™④εʌǝર_Ⓖεɴ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙™☆✪← November 25, 2014