looks away

when you tell a lie, or want to make someone feel better about themselves, and you dont want it to be obvious. often used humorously.

(to a balding man) hey jackson, good hair! *looks away*

(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*

(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*

(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*

(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*

by AverageSizedPeter March 8, 2009

awanis

She's cute in different ways, and are adorable as hell. shes attractive & trustworthy. just her strangely cute smile, and her cuddles is enough to make you happy. She's friendly, she doesn't like arguements, conflicts, disagreements.

She's so cute, adorable & attractive. She has to be an Awanis.

by SodaBoii December 28, 2016

Awazing

this word means that you are wonderful,awesome,amazing and awake all at the same time.

Today i am Awazing.
You look Awazing today.

by Amber-Rose October 25, 2007

away and shite

1. go away
2. don't talk such nonsense

1. "Hello Mary. Can I come in?"
"Och away and shite Fiona yer nae comin in here!"

2. "Let's go to the Thai restaurant for dinner this evening shall we?"
"Away and shite Robert, we don't have any money."

by poodapoo May 27, 2009

Dead Genius Award

Fictional award bestowed upon individuals whose genius has become exaggerated as a result of their untimely death, usually before the age of 30. The award is usually presented by individuals who realise that music fans, the music industry and media often get carried away, mistakenly believing that any musician who dies young was a genius. Those bestowing the imaginary award are also able to entertain the idea that a musician who died young might have gotten fat, old or made a crap album. There is no official ceremony for the award as it is fictional and is often allocated during pointless conversations between friends. Many a Dead Genius Award is awarded each year with no official committee to decide who most deserves the award. This is mainly out of respect for the friends and family of the dead.
Candidates for the award include Tupac Shakur, Kurt Cobain and Jeff Buckley.

Person A: 'Dang, Nirvana weren't actually THAT good were they?'
Person B: 'Nah mate, i think Kurt's up for a dead genius award dont you?'

by J Riley July 14, 2008

away from keyboard

it means afk

i am away from keyboard (afk)

by onesie gaming August 20, 2014

Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.

OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.

by Miley Cyrus REal Miley March 16, 2010