TRUMP ALTERNATE REALITY SYNDROME (TARS)

The condition wherein Donald Trump's (deplorable) base ignores his countless lies, and ignores his countless misstatements of facts. These loyal followers, suffering from T.A.R.S., choose to give their leader/ paper tiger, a PASS on all the diarrhea that spews forth from his mouth. These sufferers live in a dimension where facts don't matter. "Alternative Facts" are an acceptable substitute.

At the Thanksgiving dinner table, I listened in disbelief as my redneck Uncle Cletus, who suffers from Trump Alternate Reality Syndrome (TARS), waxed philosophic about Donald Trump's "record-breaking inauguration crowds".

by DemocracyLover4EVA January 8, 2019

Riding the beast to the alter of sin

Party till you puke____

That dude in the bathroom is Riding the beast to the alter of sin

by Moe Rocca December 12, 2004

Alternative Life Style

To be a homo or a lesbo. This is usually backed up by liberals.

Liberals love the Alternative Life Style.

by I'm Not A Lib March 29, 2005

alternative

supposedly different to the 'norm'. A term also used to describe categories which society has placed us. Usually goths, moshers who reckon everyones out to get them call themselves alternatives, because theyre the same as everyone else.

'nuff said

by Laura M January 2, 2004

alterior motives

hidden motives in an action, such as witchcraft and sorcery

you guys always think i have alterior motives with my statuses

by Frecktablino June 10, 2011

Alternative

A choice between two or more things.

An Alternative:
If the pussy is wack go for the crack. See anal.

by Big Pimpin T September 25, 2008

alternachav

The large 'dignified' group that fit in between the alternative groups such as punk, emo and indie, and the chav groups. Alteranchavs are easily identified by their high street clothes (New Look, Topman and River Island) and the fact that they always sit near the chavs at school, in hope of being 'promoted'. This is not to say that they know they want to be chavs, it is all a deep psychological need. If you need to identify an alternachav in a hurry, just ask them who The Shins are. Or shout out 'The chavs need a new cronie!' at the top of your voice.

Emo: Hey, heard The Shins new album?
Alternachav: Yeah, totally.
Emo: Ha! They don't have a new album!
Alternachav: LikeshutupIdontknownuffinaboutnuffin

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005