The Kirsty Alley

After sodomizing a scientologist, wiping one's santorum-smeared cock in their hair and telling them that L.Ron Hubbard was a schizophrenic con artist and that you're on Prozac and feel just fine.

"You remember that girl who tried to give me the personality test at the mall the other day? I gave her the Kirsty Alley last night."

by Dr Doody July 20, 2008

satan's alley

Another slang term for the termination of ones lower intestinal tract. See also "Marmite Motorway" or "Hershey Highway". Directly connected to ones "Dark Star" (aka "Chocolate Starfish")

Looks like he's just taken a trip up Satan's Alley!

by nelmar January 22, 2009

Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese

(also Back Alley Mac 'n' Cheese)

Burnt Mac and Cheese; despite its somewhat unpleasing texture, it's still crazy delicious.

I hadn't made Mac 'n' Cheese in a long time so I accidentally ended up with Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese.

by Back Alley Bernie December 14, 2008

Alley Oop

A song by the Hollywood Argyles about the character from the long-running comic strip. Happens to be the toughest man there is alive, also wears skins from a wildcat's hide.

That Alley Oop, he's the king of the Jungle Jive!

by Crappy Chris March 24, 2010

Aleya

A person who is very annoying and irritating, likes to show off, and never apologizes.

"Look at her, Aleya!"

"Stop being such an Aleya!"

by zxshaa June 24, 2022

Back alley abortion

n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.

The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.

by Helgate July 12, 2004

back alley Sally

To leave some sort of engagement (a party, bar, wedding reception, etc.) without saying goodbye or having anyone notice until well after you are gone. Usually done if the individual is too drunk or tired to go on, but doesn't want anybody to know.

1- "Hey! Anyone seen Buddy?"
2- "No, not for an hour or so... must've pulled a back alley Sally!"

by Woodenhead July 30, 2008