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After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.
-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"

- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"
by Tangerine Army September 16, 2021
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After Poop Skinny’s

When you feel skinnier after pooping.
I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s
by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022
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after hours alfredo

When you forgot to do the dishes, but need to eat/transport pasta, so you use another container such as a bag.
I forgot to do my dishes looks like I’m having after hours Alfredo!
by Tmuells August 24, 2021
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food after food

I’ll eat food after food
by Gyrath June 3, 2023
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Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
by stephendragon June 12, 2014
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After Sex Skin

when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)
Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"
by CrystalMeth6969 December 30, 2011
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After Grog Bog

An Austrailian term for taking a big dump after a night of drinking.
Oi, hey mom, yeah college is great, I'm just having me after grog bog... how's grandma?
by Wiley H. November 6, 2011
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