pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun

he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

by barclay shabba May 6, 2008

action station

Synonym for pornography. 'Action' meaning sex and station referring to a television channel.

They're all the same size on the action station: huge.

by dpatrickb October 15, 2008

.50 Action Express

A .50 caliber pistol cartrige that, due to action movies and video games, has recieves more merit and admiration than it deserves. The most popular pistol in .50 AE is the large, intimidating Desert Eagle. In reality, .50 AE weapons are very impractical and overly powerful. The recoil and noise are too much for most shooters, and the large diameter of the round limits the capacity. For example, the .357 Magnum Desert Eagle holds 9 rounds, as opposed to the variant in .50 Action Express which holds 7. Why sacrifice two rounds for a needlessly big bulet, when you could have two more in the proven stopper caliber of .357 Magnum. Think about that next time you see 'Eraser' or 'The Last Action Hero.' The .50 AE is a needless overkill.

I just fired my .50 AE Freedom Arms revolver, and my arm hurts like hell!

by JoeBob August 30, 2003

jordan acton potts

a sub species of martian that trys to fit in with humans always failing they have the same head as e.t amd will allways follow people around

your so strange you act like jordan acton potts

by jay hitler February 15, 2017

Action Figuring

Usually when you really want two people to hook-up you get them intoxicated to the point of blackout and two people pick them up like they are action figures and force them to have sex

Danny: We really wanted them to have sex so we're Action Figuring with them
Brett: Isnt that rape
Danny: No it's not rape if both people don't consent

by Jacob Ot June 21, 2018

sweet action

1) something that is so cool it makes you want to kick your mother in the face
2) action that is not bitter

1) Man, Strawberry Short Cake, Rainbow Bright, and My Little Pony action figures are sweet action

by Fuckstick January 28, 2003

Panty Action

What happen when a guy shows his boxers to a girl, either intentionality or unintentionally. This could be because of sagging, a hole in his jeans, or the popular way, pulling up a piece from the top of his pants and yelling "Panty Action!"

Allie saw Nathan's boxers through a hole and screamed Panty Action!

by WatsonN May 8, 2011