by Mister Everclear December 13, 2010
When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.
by currybomb July 29, 2010
The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.
by TheMysteriousB October 26, 2011
by Blake0815 May 09, 2007
A drinking "club" that U. S. Sailors from the USS Midway (CVA-41), around 1964-5, in a bar across from Ft. DeRussy in Honolulu, Hawaiia, used to try to get free drinks.
New initiates had to answer some seemingly off-color questions. The only question I can remember is shown below in the example.
We sailors would initiate a bar server, preferably a young female who could still blush, because of the number one rule for members. If asked publicly if one is a Turtle, the member MUST answer, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" Failure to do so would be penalized with having to buy all members present a drink.
New initiates had to answer some seemingly off-color questions. The only question I can remember is shown below in the example.
We sailors would initiate a bar server, preferably a young female who could still blush, because of the number one rule for members. If asked publicly if one is a Turtle, the member MUST answer, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" Failure to do so would be penalized with having to buy all members present a drink.
by Turtleclubsailor January 12, 2009
by Puppy Dawg June 29, 2007
When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to orgasm.
by Anderson and Wakefield May 29, 2005