toss the turtle

The act of tossing a person's salad while that person is turtle heading.
I started tossing her salad, then it turned into a toss the turtle.
by Mister Everclear December 13, 2010
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Turtle Head

When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.
Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!
by currybomb July 29, 2010
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Turtle Walk

The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.
My iPod was sitting on the bed, so I had to turtle walk from the toilet.
by TheMysteriousB October 26, 2011
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turtle head

when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus
I really should go to the bathroom I have a turtle head poking!!!
by Blake0815 May 09, 2007
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Turtle Club

A drinking "club" that U. S. Sailors from the USS Midway (CVA-41), around 1964-5, in a bar across from Ft. DeRussy in Honolulu, Hawaiia, used to try to get free drinks.

New initiates had to answer some seemingly off-color questions. The only question I can remember is shown below in the example.

We sailors would initiate a bar server, preferably a young female who could still blush, because of the number one rule for members. If asked publicly if one is a Turtle, the member MUST answer, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" Failure to do so would be penalized with having to buy all members present a drink.
Turtle Club Initiation question: "Name a four-lettered word for intercourse." Answer: Talk!
by Turtleclubsailor January 12, 2009
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Snapping Turtle

When giving a slow blow job the girl bites the guys penis just before his climax.
The guy pissed me off so I gave him a snapping turtle.
by Puppy Dawg June 29, 2007
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turtle jacking

When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to orgasm.
Being finger deep in a girl's ass and pushing around the turd to get her to orgasm.
by Anderson and Wakefield May 29, 2005
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