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jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."
I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.
by melodious December 21, 2006
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The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.
That guy has feet like the jake.
by idedontknow October 25, 2004
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Jake

The “god” at everything. The best at sex and the og fortnite pro,also does a lot of stupid shit 24/7
I wanna be jake.
by Jake.69 November 26, 2018
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Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex
That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake
by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019
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Jake

Jake is the cutest, sweetest, most adorable guy you’ll ever meet. It would be extremely hard not to have a crush on him. If you’re friends, he will always be there for you. He always sticks up for people, and doesn’t even let his friends be rude about someone. He is super laid back, but also outgoing, funny, and smart. His smile is extremely adorable and his laugh is contagious. It’s hard to be sad around Jake.
Person 1: Hey see that guy over there? He’s extremely cute, don’t you think?
Person 2: Yeah he is, his name is probably Jake.
by hugallurfriends April 14, 2019
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jake

a guy thats always confused who has different personalities.He lies about lots so u will love him and he looks like a bunny and a dog.
a jake is all girls want besides the fact that hes a jerk.
by thepersonthatcauseda break January 8, 2017
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eats buggers and pees in school sinks
bruh he’s such a jake
by cuteassoverthinker December 27, 2019
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