The area of "land" on a middle easterners " genitalular area that consists of entagled black forest pubes, usually hosting some sort of sand crab -esque creature
by xxaustinxx June 30, 2007
Get the entangled persian forestmug. When you are having sex with a woman, light her pubic hair on fire, then proceed to put out the fire with your ejaculatory fluids.
by justin December 9, 2003
Get the California Forest Firemug. 
A hella rich depressing town. Lots of trees so you lose power all the time. Posers and longboarders chill at LFP mall where there's not much going on. Go to Alderwood or Northgate, losers. Shitty lake views and all the forests give teens lots of places to smoke dope. Maybe not quite as many stoners as the Muk or Shoreline, but it's close.
Dude, let's go to Lake Forest Park mall!! There's so much to do!!!
Shut up poser, nobody likes you. Enjoy your shitty Civic Club and Third Place Books, I'm going to a real place.
Shut up poser, nobody likes you. Enjoy your shitty Civic Club and Third Place Books, I'm going to a real place.
by omgwtfz0mfgh4t3rs April 20, 2009
Get the lake forest parkmug. Two very hairy butt checks of a man aged 17-25. Hair can be seen starting at, but not limited to, his lower back while shirtless.
Girl: Look at his hairy lower back!
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.
Girl:... You eat way to much Subway
Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.
Girl:... You eat way to much Subway
Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...
by William Nye November 2, 2009
Get the Black Forest Hamsmug. The black Forest cake is a stool coated with residual menstrual fluid and cumm. Created by the act of having raw intercourse with a women while she is on her monthly cycle then finishing anally.
Dude I fucked my wife while she was juice'n then I blew my load in her ass, she dropped a black forest cake on the bed.
by Hot Karl 88 September 29, 2009
Get the black forest cakemug. A place where there are so many whores that instead of coming out at night they walk around in day light thinking they are attractive but instead their asses stink and their faces look like ugly deformed men .
by dickslapper29 July 2, 2018
Get the Forest city , NCmug.