f ucked

(non-sexual usuage)1.an outcome unpleasant to the holder.
2. the instant one realizes a loss is inevitable. 3. a loss that is more than an ouch.

When the judge smiled at my soon-to-be-divorced wife I realized I was f ucked.

by singleAgain September 8, 2008

f the t's

to fuck the tits of a prefferably large breasted woman

"I want to f the t's" said Johnny.
"Not possible" replied his underdeveloped girlfriend Suzy.

by mattiaspeeas September 22, 2006

b/f

boyfriend
bestfriend
or bittersweet farm....

jamiey boyfriend ;-)

claire is my bestfriend

toofy and jamie live at bittersweet farm
they like to pick pumpkins, and do the obstacle course :-)

by bittersweet farm May 2, 2004

Double F

An individual who is obsessed with his/her Facebook page. An abbreviation for a Facebook Faggot.

Ian read my comment on Facebook and then commented back within 5 minutes, proving he's a double F.

by Sam Masta January 9, 2012

f*ckling

a person with whom you are not closely familiar, but with whom you desperately want to have sex

"Hello, my little f*ckling. Let's take off our clothes and have sex NOW!"
"Hey, man. I've got this new f*ckling. Not sure what her name is though. She's in my molecular bio class."

by I <3 Your Mom October 14, 2005

f-athetic

Continuing the highly commendable tradition of other 'f truncations', such as f-ilarious and f-unlucky, 'f-athetic' is generally used as an adjective, or as an adverb 'f-athetically'. It can be used by itself as a cutting insult or as an expression of extreme annoyance.
It is of course an amalgamation of the words 'fucking' and 'pathetic', used when time and utter condemnation is of the essence.
'F-athetic' ought to be reserved for instances where the utmost scorn must be poured on whoever or whatever has been singled out for this most harsh of criticisms.

1. The Clifton has been turned into a trendy wine-bar? F-athetic.

2. NME would do ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING, for an exclusive interview with Franz Ferdinand. It's absolutely f-athetic.

3. Political correctness is destroying this country, you just can't speak your mind anymore. It's f-athetic.

4. The 'gang wars' of the UK Garage scene (for reference see Stay Locked On), are f-athetic.

by Boxman August 30, 2005

Ali F

The predessesor to Ali G, who is poised to be taken over by Ali H.

Ali F fought in Vietnam. This was much more hardcore than Ali G fighting in West Side.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009