mr kenning

Biggest fucking legend to exist, he’s got massive arms and lovely dance moves

“Oi have u seen mr kenning his arms are fucking huge and he’s actually my g

by Thatextrachromosome49 September 10, 2020

Ken Thomas

Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.

Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.

Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.

You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.

You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.

Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.

You're a Ken Thomas

That guy was such a Ken Thomas!

by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024

Ken

Realest nigga you finna meet, ong

That's my foe nem Ken.

by John Doughmaker November 21, 2021

Pulling a Ken

Never admitting that you have lost a game of Tekken and you will not deal with it.

Ah what! I ducked that you saw it, I ducked that! Why are you pulling a Ken?

or

"aww I blocked that." Pulling a Ken I see

by jerbear340 November 10, 2010

Ken-owledge

When Kendra knows something. Also applies to Ken, Kenneth, Kennedy, Kendall, Kenny, and nobody else.

"Hey, do you know what mx+b equals?"
"Go ask Kendra, she really has the ken-owledge"

by Ken96 June 26, 2022

Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

Kenning

An adaptation that turns a proper noun into an adjective describing predatory behavior or malicious sexual deviance. Any time you make someone uncomfortable or push your weird and creepy sexual advances on to them in an aggressive way. Especially common to be applied to the same sex as you. Trying to convert someone into a same sex relationship they do not want to be a part of.

“Jeeze I was at the package store and saw someone violently sucking off the clerk for some nips of Southern Comfort, they were really Kenning him.

by Mrbuglegs June 2, 2022