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Net Banger

A person that is "gangster" or drilla on the internet but in real life they are the biggest cuck known to man and won't do a thing.
"100 of my boys VS 100 of your boys. One call and i'm active again. I'll stomp your head on the curb infront of your mum."
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger
by NippleDick2000 September 17, 2025
mugGet the Net Bangermug.

Net-Spear

To look something up on the internet, To pluck a piece of information from the online ocean.
Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?

Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you
by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011
mugGet the Net-Spearmug.

Catch It From The Net

When a player walks under the net to collect the ball after greatness has scored a jumpshot.
by RUROL October 12, 2021
mugGet the Catch It From The Netmug.

net biter

"did u see axxturels insta? i wanna dress like him!"
"ur a net biter dude.."
by gang money September 5, 2023
mugGet the net bitermug.

Nugget Net

I ate some mexican food and I think it was bad, because I just farted and destroyed my nugget net.
by phid November 17, 2014
mugGet the Nugget Netmug.

Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
mugGet the Empty Net Goalmug.

net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.
Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.
by pbdrivers December 28, 2017
mugGet the net-tanmug.

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